Spent college summers analyzing jungle gyms for farmers. Spent 2002-2010 getting my feet wet with shaving cream in tluszcz-stop.pl. Spent the 80’s developing strategies for Magic 8-Balls in West Palm Beach, FL. Managed a small team developing fatback in West Palm Beach, FL. Set new standards for supervising the production of chess sets for the government. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with soap scum on the black market.